I say things like, "You're not half the country my last country was!"
And Vietnam says things like, "Well you look fat in those skinny jeans!"
And I say, "Well good thing I'm leaving in 3 months so you never have to look at my fat rear-end again!"
And Vietnam says, "Awesome! Then I can find a new American girl who isn't such a prude!"
And I say, "Fine!"
And Vietnam says, "Fine!"
And Vietnam says things like, "Well you look fat in those skinny jeans!"
And I say, "Well good thing I'm leaving in 3 months so you never have to look at my fat rear-end again!"
And Vietnam says, "Awesome! Then I can find a new American girl who isn't such a prude!"
And I say, "Fine!"
And Vietnam says, "Fine!"
But today Vietnam and I had one of those days where we mostly got along and didn't even fight in front of the kids.
I drank a latte, did some compulsive shopping, and got this adorable haircut for under $20.
LOVE IT!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNow THAT is something you couldn't find ANYWHERE in Manhattan.