Bug Juice

Here's the thing about bug juice:

Its fun when its another name for fruit punch at summer camp.

Its not as fun when its from an actual bug, a Vietnamese bug, and you kill said bug while its sitting on your arm, and said bug juice is poisonous or acidic or something and gives you a nasty comet-shaped allergic reaction, which your Vietnamese boss then tries to treat by chewing up dry rice and slathering the salivy poultice all over your arm before you can say--"But didn't you think you had swine flu last week?!", and the glutinous-spit still doesn't work, so you have to go to the doctor, but the good news is that you don't have an actual dangerous skin eating infection or anything, and the now already lessening Halley's Comet on your arm will clear up in 10 days or less.